Someday Lounge


The Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt


PERFORMING AT SOMEDAY

Tuesday, Oct 24 › 9pm–midnight › $5

BATS FROM THE PYRAMIDS OF EGYPT with MODERN andTHE BUGS OF LIGHTNING

Visiting indie stalwarts from the much-vaunted SoMa scene of San Francisco, hosted by Portland's dance-punk lunatics Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt should make for a volatile mix.

STREAMING LIVE OCTOBER 24th!


About the artist

Aren’t you scared? You’re hella scared! We are the Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt! You cannot forget us! We haunt your dreams with bad advice. You are confused, but it is too late. The Bats have your number, and we’re drunk dialing at 5 am! The Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt have started to play, and we are making your ass do strange things. Kick ass dance rock is The Bats prime focus, and reviews of our explosive shows have been positive. Whether you come to dance, or to watch the cool stage show, The Bats are turning heads, moving asses and injecting excitement into Portland and beyond. We have cool synthesizers, dancy beats, aggressive guitars, and a thirst for sweat and blood. YOU WILL DONATE!

Jairus AKA Posh Bat: Guitar!!!
Likes: Pizza, Romantic walks on the Beach, Cars
Dislikes: Homework!
"Girls always want a hug..I’ll be standing in line at the local mall, and suddenly there will be an assembly line of girls (and some boys)....like I’m Santa." - Jairus on being dreamy
Before they were stars: Jairus was in The Prids & currently plays in The Human Genome Project

Jason AKA Sporty Bat: Drums!!!!!
Likes: Ice Cream, Turtles, Roughin’ it
Dislikes: Housework
"I played a trick on the make-up department where I put a fake blood capsule in my mouth, and pretended to trip. All the fake blood was pouring everywhere. Then they chased me around with pillows and a water pistola ." - Jason on being fucking hilarious
Before they were stars: Jason was in Obstreperous, When Eggs Collide & Special Unit 2

Abe AKA Scary Bat Synth-o-sizas!!!!!
Likes: Vegetables, Unicorns
Dislikes: The Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt
"I don’t really like walking down the red carpet. It’s all crazy and stuff, everybody yelling at you ’Hey Jairus’!" - Abe on the annoying reality of being that other guy in The Bats
Before they were stars: Abe currently DJs as DJ Invisiboy & used to play in SunLake (Oly, WA)


Performer links

www.thebatsrock.com

The Bats from the Pyramids of Egypt on Myspace.com